Facebook Status Archive

Chris on August 23rd, 2009
  • Chris The Governor’s Budget Report for FY2010 crashed Safari. (Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:53:45 -0500)
  • Chris Dear facebook. I don’t give a flip who my friends became friends with. I don’t know most of these people anyway. Stop putting this crap in my feed. (Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:50:07 -0500)
  • Chris wonders how you use quickbooks for a non-profit. (Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:09:56 -0500)
  • Chris 30 days! (Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:00:57 -0500)
  • Chris The Audi add was Funny. Thanks WSJ for allowing me to not see the stupid game. (Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:55:30 -0500)
  • Chris Oh for the love of Christ! It’s spelled “that” you ignorant illiterate fools! THAT. Not DAT. DAT is a kind of Tape. (Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:38:47 -0500)
  • Chris If you’re a java developer looking for work, I’ve got a 9mo contract for you. Good rates, good boss. (Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:22:30 -0500)
  • Chris just got off the outage from hell. It sucks when your expensive toy that should have no single point of failure, yet is itself a single point of failure, fails. (Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:30:10 -0500)
  • Chris dinner plans fubard by BlueArc. grrr. (Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:35:23 -0500)
  • Chris needs to hire an admin assistant. And a lobbyist. Apparently the state senate passed a bill that would shut down my involuntary GPS Tagging Business. Grrrr. Now only the CIA/DHS will be able to tag you against your will. (Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:44:12 -0500)
  • Chris wonders why he has to tell is kid to put a damn coat on every morning when its 20 below. (Thu, 04 Feb 2010 07:20:21 -0500)
  • Chris wonders if this whole Toyota recall thing isn’t taking on a populist tinge reminiscent of a Clancy novel. Though I recall that novel had a happy ending. (Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:21:45 -0500)
  • Chris is thinking about a tech-blog targeted at the WSJ/Economist crowd. (Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:12:51 -0500)
  • Chris found a large box of Georgia for Fred Thompson stuff in his attic. If any Fred Heads want it (red t-shirts, banner, stickers, etc) speak now. They go out in next weeks trash. (Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:28:18 -0500)
  • Chris has lots of expired cans of food left over from his post-Katrina emergency pack. Will a food bank take them? (Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:27:05 -0500)
  • Chris Who reading this reloads their own rounds? (Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:47:09 -0500)
  • Chris is on-call this week. May God have mercy on their souls. (Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:53:07 -0500)
  • Chris is bed. (Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:43:15 -0500)
  • Chris paid $500 for his digital camera in 2003. Its broken, my wife has one that cost 1/3rd the price and is 3/8 better. But I’ve got all the original packaging and can’t bring myself to throw it out. (Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:41:52 -0500)
  • Chris Facebook is no longer protecting your profile’s email & phone number by using graphics vs text. If you don’t want tons of annoying spam, I suggest changing to a throw-away email address. (Mon, 01 Feb 2010 06:48:26 -0500)
  • Chris is listening to Lady GaGa to get that damn tiger song out of his head. (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:49:02 -0500)
  • Chris grr. Meeting scheduled for noon. so much for lunch. (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:16:52 -0500)
  • Chris needs to get out of the house for lunch today. (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:25:32 -0500)
  • Chris Just Damn. 41-59. I guess that was a Bill Too Far, Mr. President. (Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:23:53 -0500)
  • Chris *shakes fist in air* Why! Why! Why did my broker have to go work for Bank of America? I’d rather do business with Satan himself! (Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:10:19 -0500)
  • Chris Anyone in here an expert with Oracle Datawarehouse looking for a Contract gig? (Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:16:28 -0500)
  • Chris ponders what to work on tonight: my post on the marginal value of my time, my post on cloud-based disaster relief, or continue working on my WordPress Hosting Xen instance……… (Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:01:02 -0500)
  • Chris Its 90deg in Haiti. Can we send them our cold along with the other relief supplies? (Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:50:03 -0500)
  • Chris does not begrudge the US Govt sending $100M to Haiti, but would like to know if Jack Murtha is willing to give up funding his private airport for a year to do so? (Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:11:12 -0500)
  • Chris Anyone got a Haitian relief charity recomendation? One that won’t spam the shit out of me for years to come? (Thu, 14 Jan 2010 10:23:31 -0500)
  • Chris Delta has a sale $339 to Rome and $289 to Madrid (each way). (Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:59:15 -0500)
  • Chris is not going to post a baby pic as his profile. Deal with it. (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:03:59 -0500)
  • Chris Damn you facebook! I need to go back to my roofing thread! (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:34:07 -0500)
  • Chris mostly done with his revision of the Gwinnett GOP’s website. Now I’ve got to spend time looking at how best to host multiple wordpress sites. WP-MU, some fancy symlink magic, something else? (Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:21:50 -0500)
  • Chris thinks he needs to write his post for Peach Pundit on why its not so much the legislators who need to have their heads on a pike, but the system as a whole. My pureist and pragmatist sides are doing battle. (Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:08:24 -0500)
  • Chris Asterisx users: what asterisx distribution are you using? trixbox? what’s the best if I want to setup a SIP only based solution in a VM? (Sun, 10 Jan 2010 21:12:26 -0500)
  • Chris is so disgusted by recent events in the General Assembly he can’t find the stomach to attend the Wild Hog Supper or PP gathering afterwards. (Sun, 10 Jan 2010 16:48:11 -0500)
  • Chris Air travel is the most expensive unpleasant experience in everyday life outside the realm of words ending in -oscopy. (Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:03:02 -0500)
  • Chris What is this snow of which you speak? (Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:13:05 -0500)
  • Chris is trying to animate visio. I feel the need to stab red-hot object into my eyeballs. (Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:25:03 -0500)
  • Chris Anyone got a roofing person they like? (Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:33:32 -0500)
  • Chris is switching to safari today. (Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:50:22 -0500)
  • Chris would say he woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, but all sides were equally effing cold. (Wed, 06 Jan 2010 08:06:34 -0500)
  • Chris doesn’t know why he feels sorry for the dog. A black fur coat means she’s warmer outside than I am inside. (Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:30:15 -0500)
  • Chris wonders if the chicken will defrost on the counter, or if he should put it in the fridge where it is warmer. (Mon, 04 Jan 2010 10:30:11 -0500)
  • Chris Its too damn cold! (Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:27:55 -0500)
  • Chris is done banging his head against MLS tonight. Maybe tomorrow I’ll find the house I want, dispose of the owners, and buy it from the estate. (Sun, 03 Jan 2010 20:16:50 -0500)
  • Chris Holy Christ! We need an exit strategy from Downtown Atlanta! (note that two people were injured by falling bullets at the Ga Dome) WTF? (Sat, 02 Jan 2010 21:38:09 -0500)
  • Chris Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and/or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States . (Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:25:30 -0500)
  • Chris wonders that worthless listing agent would use their cell phone to take pictures of the house. (Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:08:15 -0500)
  • Chris Who the hell is this Tebow girl, and why are you assholes so delighted she cried? (Fri, 01 Jan 2010 20:59:28 -0500)
  • Chris is TGIF. (Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:59:31 -0500)
  • Chris 4th Kindle purchase just completed. I may do this from now on for my fiction as its cheaper and having it on my iPhone means I’ve always got something to read. Maybe its time to look into getting a big kindle. (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:43:37 -0500)
  • Chris is looking up building codes on his day off and learned to spell “baluster.” (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:05:57 -0500)
  • Chris Anyone else think the choice between being blown up in mid-air and landing in Detroit is a tough one? (Sun, 27 Dec 2009 15:14:17 -0500)
  • Chris ok, where are the good after xmas deals to be found? (Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:20:41 -0500)
  • Chris thinks looking to the SCOTUS to overturn the HCR is like looking to Santa to bring me a 27″ iMac tomorrow morning. (Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:43:39 -0500)
  • Chris heard some guy clomping on his roof, so he shot him. (Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:10:39 -0500)
  • Chris asks If turkey were so awesome, wouldn’t we eat it sometime other than Christmas and Thanksgiving? (HT to Will). (Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:06:28 -0500)
  • Chris is wishing his brethren in Sioux Falls a White Christmas. (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:56:27 -0500)
  • Chris is unsubscribing from all mailing lists that send him xmas greetings. (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:25:30 -0500)
  • Chris All I want for Christmas is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women. (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:17:25 -0500)
  • Chris would be closing today if SunTrust weren’t a bunch of retarded ass-clowns. (Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:09:28 -0500)
  • Chris just remember: The Solstice is the Reason for the Season. (Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:58:27 -0500)
  • Chris is not going to join your group so stop inviting him. (Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:33:57 -0500)
  • Chris is glad we have a new Speaker of the Georgia House of Representatives. (Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:06:19 -0500)
  • Chris If you don’t know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings –> Planetary Settings –> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says ‘Apocalypse.’ Copy and paste onto your status for all to see. (Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:45:10 -0500)
  • Chris was forced to return to FB to find a phone number. Bah! (Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:42:56 -0500)
  • Chris is done with facebook. (Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:26:16 -0500)
  • Chris is engaging in faith-based home renovation. I don’t see how these bolts will stick in the concrete, but if Home Depot says so……. (Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:07:14 -0500)
  • Chris bothered to put up the Christmas Tree this evening. (Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:05:48 -0500)
  • Chris culled about 100 people from his friends list (some may have self culled after reading my thread yesterday about culling). If you’re reading this (and you haven’t hidden me because of my assholic rants) you’re one of the good guys. (Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:46:28 -0500)
  • Chris is defriending people today. (Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:13:40 -0500)
  • Chris House District 19 should be re-drawn as a flacid penis. (Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:35:23 -0500)
  • Chris EVERY legislator (Democrat and Republican, House and Senate) deserves some amount of scorn for what has unfolded. Some are more guilty than others. Excrement is not evenly nor fairly distributed. But right now the whole lot of them smell like shit. Today is the House GOP’s chance to take a shower. (Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:39:08 -0500)
  • Chris AOL is a pox on the existance of the universe. Virus scanning services should remove it by default if it is discovered on a PC. (Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:15:38 -0500)
  • Chris Apparently if you start a MS Word Document with “Memorandum” it thinks you’re writing in French. I so want to beat Bill Gates with a lead pipe and blow up his home right now. (Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:04:49 -0500)
  • Chris is juggling too many pots in the fire right now. (Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:02:12 -0500)
  • Chris Anyone who has moved recently and has lots of extra boxes, I could use them. (Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:17:29 -0500)
  • Chris holy crap I’m cold…………… (Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:56:15 -0500)
  • Chris taps his fingers. (Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:51:55 -0500)
  • Chris is gonna try again. (Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:59:43 -0500)
  • Chris and the driveway saga begins. (Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:50:21 -0500)
  • Chris managed to hurt an innocent person today who happened to be too close vileness. (Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:33:54 -0500)
  • Chris Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. Political Power corrupts your ability to keep your fly zipped. (Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:25:20 -0500)
  • Chris 59 minutes. (Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:01:36 -0500)
  • Chris thinks clearly Gay Marriage caused the Speaker of the House to have an affair with a lobbyist, get a divorce, attempt suicide, threaten his ex-wife and resign in disgrace. When will we do something to finally protect the sancity of marriage? (Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:40:49 -0500)
  • Chris is looking at foreclosures in the Sugarloaf Country Club. (Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:12:42 -0500)
  • Chris will have his answer by 5pm. (Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:56:10 -0500)
  • Chris Now my u-verse connection is bouncing up and down. And I still don’t have an answer. I can’t tell if my life is circuling in a holding pattern or just going down the drain. At least I’m rid of one responsibility soon. (Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:07:35 -0500)
  • Chris is waiting for a paper pusher to give us an answer. It is quite maddening. (Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:55:16 -0500)
  • Chris wonders when the next State Dinner is so he can crash it. (Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:28:46 -0500)
  • Chris Crown molding on hold due to lovely weather for taking down the new fence. (Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:53:59 -0500)
  • Chris Day two of the crown molding saga. Today is the caulking. (Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:41:43 -0500)
  • Chris is thankful for a wife that puts up with his crazy ideas, and occasionally introduces one of her own. (Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:42:01 -0500)
  • Chris is waiting on pins and needles for one of you FB peeps to give me the good word. And it’s not “To Hell With Georgia!”, but I’ll take that too. You know who you are. (Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:08:37 -0500)
  • Chris is working on crown molding and may very well need medical assistance. (Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:16:06 -0500)
  • Chris Osama Bin Laden with nuclear weapons will never kill more Americans than “our leaders” will with their good intentions. (Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:49:44 -0500)
  • Chris was blessed by the plumbing and home-repair Gods. I ripped up the floor in the master bathroom, removed the old toilet without the need to break out the angle-grinder, didn’t have to call a plumber to replace the toilet flange, laid down the new floor, and installed the new toilet. I think I shall celebrate with some good music with good friends. (Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:48:16 -0500)
  • Chris is holded up at a starbucks waiting for traffic to die down. ATT U-Verse website it teh suck for finding out how to use my account to get on the wifi here. (Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:03:39 -0500)
  • Chris finds it trite to remember our veterans on only two days in May and November, but would like to shout out a thanks to two gentlemen I met this weekend who watched my brother’s ass when he was in Iraq. (Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:46:59 -0500)
  • Chris spun wheels all day making no-progress. Spent an hour after everyone went to bed and got my server 90% ready to hand off in the morning. Perhaps I should work when I’m supposed to be working and work when I’m supposed to be sleeping. (Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:20:45 -0500)
  • Chris checks the weather in NYC this weekend. (Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:24:54 -0500)
  • Chris Congrats to everyone who worked so hard to give Nancy Pelosi another vote in the next Congress. (Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:57:03 -0500)
  • Chris Steve Perkins: Since the current definition of “GOP establishment” is “the people responsible for our last loss”… does this mean that Rush/Hannity/Beck are officially the establishment again now? (Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:37:08 -0500)
  • Chris Should I be bothered that the New York State department of health is backing its data up to the cloud? (Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:10:10 -0500)
  • Chris wonders how much Oracle has changed from 8i to 11gR2. (Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:31:56 -0500)
  • Chris Monday morning and I’ve got 20 things on my todo list. Bah! (Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:03:25 -0500)
  • Chris needs a recommendation for a plumber in the Duluth/Gwinnett area. (Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:14:41 -0400)
  • Chris Congress: The more incompetent they become, the more power they demand. (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:09:21 -0400)
  • Chris “Do you have a job because of the $787 billion stimulus package? We want to hear from people whose jobs have been created or saved by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act. Please e-mail your stories to CNNMoney.com and you could be part of an upcoming article. For the CNNMoney.com Comment Policy, click here. ” Found at the bottom of CNN’s article on Cash for Clunkers. (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:59:29 -0400)
  • Chris 1990 Pages: Number of children molested by congresscritters in the last decade or the size of the current health-care bill? (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:53:57 -0400)
  • Chris Something on my mac is making sound, and I don’t know what the heck it is. (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:20:43 -0400)
  • Chris f–k it, I’m moving into a yurt. (Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:44:15 -0400)
  • Chris has a new found respect for Windows Admins. My God that stuff is complex! (Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:10:47 -0400)
  • Chris RT Mike Hassinger Go to the upper left of the “Home” page, click the “more” button in the list column on the left-hand side. Drag “Status updates tothe tope of the page. Ta-da! Old facebook format. (Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:45:19 -0400)
  • Chris is working on crown molding and may very well need medical assistance. (Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:16:06 -0500)
  • Chris Osama Bin Laden with nuclear weapons will never kill more Americans than “our leaders” will with their good intentions. (Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:49:44 -0500)
  • Chris was blessed by the plumbing and home-repair Gods. I ripped up the floor in the master bathroom, removed the old toilet without the need to break out the angle-grinder, didn’t have to call a plumber to replace the toilet flange, laid down the new floor, and installed the new toilet. I think I shall celebrate with some good music with good friends. (Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:48:16 -0500)
  • Chris is holded up at a starbucks waiting for traffic to die down. ATT U-Verse website it teh suck for finding out how to use my account to get on the wifi here. (Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:03:39 -0500)
  • Chris finds it trite to remember our veterans on only two days in May and November, but would like to shout out a thanks to two gentlemen I met this weekend who watched my brother’s ass when he was in Iraq. (Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:46:59 -0500)
  • Chris spun wheels all day making no-progress. Spent an hour after everyone went to bed and got my server 90% ready to hand off in the morning. Perhaps I should work when I’m supposed to be working and work when I’m supposed to be sleeping. (Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:20:45 -0500)
  • Chris checks the weather in NYC this weekend. (Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:24:54 -0500)
  • Chris Congrats to everyone who worked so hard to give Nancy Pelosi another vote in the next Congress. (Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:57:03 -0500)
  • Chris Steve Perkins: Since the current definition of “GOP establishment” is “the people responsible for our last loss”… does this mean that Rush/Hannity/Beck are officially the establishment again now? (Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:37:08 -0500)
  • Chris Should I be bothered that the New York State department of health is backing its data up to the cloud? (Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:10:10 -0500)
  • Chris wonders how much Oracle has changed from 8i to 11gR2. (Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:31:56 -0500)
  • Chris Monday morning and I’ve got 20 things on my todo list. Bah! (Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:03:25 -0500)
  • Chris needs a recommendation for a plumber in the Duluth/Gwinnett area. (Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:14:41 -0400)
  • Chris Congress: The more incompetent they become, the more power they demand. (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:09:21 -0400)
  • Chris “Do you have a job because of the $787 billion stimulus package? We want to hear from people whose jobs have been created or saved by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act. Please e-mail your stories to CNNMoney.com and you could be part of an upcoming article. For the CNNMoney.com Comment Policy, click here. ” Found at the bottom of CNN’s article on Cash for Clunkers. (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:59:29 -0400)
  • Chris 1990 Pages: Number of children molested by congresscritters in the last decade or the size of the current health-care bill? (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:53:57 -0400)
  • Chris Something on my mac is making sound, and I don’t know what the heck it is. (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:20:43 -0400)
  • Chris f–k it, I’m moving into a yurt. (Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:44:15 -0400)
  • Chris has a new found respect for Windows Admins. My God that stuff is complex! (Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:10:47 -0400)
  • Chris RT Mike Hassinger Go to the upper left of the “Home” page, click the “more” button in the list column on the left-hand side. Drag “Status updates tothe tope of the page. Ta-da! Old facebook format. (Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:45:19 -0400)
  • Chris f–king woodpecker put a silver dollar sized hole in my house. (Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:42:58 -0400)
  • Chris Needs a recommendation on a place to put a 1U server for a light bw app. Need about 8 IPs too. (Sat, 24 Oct 2009 07:56:39 -0400)
  • Chris is TGIF. (Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:53:13 -0400)
  • Chris needs to finish the NAS deploy so he can have Nachos! (Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:12:06 -0400)
  • Chris co-worker pointed out Apple unvelied several new product models. There goes my morning productivity. (Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:52:40 -0400)
  • Chris is cold. (Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:55:16 -0400)
  • Chris is proud of his honor-roll daughter. (Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:58:38 -0400)
  • Chris was gonna post something on the Oxendine ad, but just…. Words Fail. Perhaps their strategy was to do something so bind boggling stupid that his opposition would be stunned for the next 8 months. (Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:59:41 -0400)
  • Chris did battle with AT&T being stupid today. (Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:34:57 -0400)
  • Chris just upgraded iPhone firmware. This better fix my phone locking up! (Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:26:32 -0400)
  • Chris has four flood warnings from the national weather service for my zip code. (Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:58:07 -0400)
  • Chris has been cured from any desire to get a motorcycle. (Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:52:18 -0400)
  • Chris is going to setup GroundWorks NMS for his home network, cause thats what they use at work. (Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:22:52 -0400)
  • Chris ponders if he should just hide all the quiz takers on his friends list who provide nothing interesting to read, or just defriend them all together. (Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:22:21 -0400)
  • Chris Yesterday the US bombed the moon. This morning Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for uniting the Earth against the Moonites! (Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:27:01 -0400)
  • Chris worship the steak. Stoney River time! (Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:51:11 -0400)
  • Chris upgraded to Snow Leopard yesterday and got VMWare Fusion. If this Macbook had more memory, I wouldn’t need another PC. Well, maybe to run my other four displays. (Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:03:49 -0400)
  • Chris a:0:{}. (Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:10:47 -0400)
  • Chris RT Mike Hassinger Go to the upper left of the “Home” page, click the “more” button in the list column on the left-hand side. Drag “Status updates tothe tope of the page. Ta-da! Old facebook format. (Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:45:19 -0400)
  • Chris f–king woodpecker put a silver dollar sized hole in my house. (Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:42:58 -0400)
  • Chris Needs a recommendation on a place to put a 1U server for a light bw app. Need about 8 IPs too. (Sat, 24 Oct 2009 07:56:39 -0400)
  • Chris is TGIF. (Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:53:13 -0400)
  • Chris needs to finish the NAS deploy so he can have Nachos! (Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:12:06 -0400)
  • Chris co-worker pointed out Apple unvelied several new product models. There goes my morning productivity. (Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:52:40 -0400)
  • Chris is cold. (Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:55:16 -0400)
  • Chris is proud of his honor-roll daughter. (Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:58:38 -0400)
  • Chris was gonna post something on the Oxendine ad, but just…. Words Fail. Perhaps their strategy was to do something so bind boggling stupid that his opposition would be stunned for the next 8 months. (Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:59:41 -0400)
  • Chris did battle with AT&T being stupid today. (Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:34:57 -0400)
  • Chris just upgraded iPhone firmware. This better fix my phone locking up! (Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:26:32 -0400)
  • Chris has four flood warnings from the national weather service for my zip code. (Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:58:07 -0400)
  • Chris has been cured from any desire to get a motorcycle. (Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:52:18 -0400)
  • Chris is going to setup GroundWorks NMS for his home network, cause thats what they use at work. (Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:22:52 -0400)
  • Chris ponders if he should just hide all the quiz takers on his friends list who provide nothing interesting to read, or just defriend them all together. (Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:22:21 -0400)
  • Chris Yesterday the US bombed the moon. This morning Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for uniting the Earth against the Moonites! (Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:27:01 -0400)
  • Chris worship the steak. Stoney River time! (Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:51:11 -0400)
  • Chris upgraded to Snow Leopard yesterday and got VMWare Fusion. If this Macbook had more memory, I wouldn’t need another PC. Well, maybe to run my other four displays. (Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:03:49 -0400)
  • Chris is glad Obama failed to bring the Olympics to the US. First the US and Illinois taxpayers shouldn’t have to foot the bill for another round of Billy Payne wannabees to get their blowjobs and kickbacks and 2) Brazil is just a nice place to go. (Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:38:48 -0400)
  • Chris has been on an outage call since he got in this morning. (Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:08:41 -0400)
  • Chris is looking for an office manager with light HR experience looking for a new opportunity? Pay probably isn’t great, but benefits aren’t that bad. Private message me (or my wife), please. Job near Perimeter Mall. (Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:54:54 -0400)
  • Chris needs a driveway repair referral. (Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:51:03 -0400)
  • Chris October 2nd can’t come fast enough. (Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:33:22 -0400)
  • Chris Who wants to do lunch in the Gwinnett/JohnsCreek area tomorrow? (Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:50:25 -0400)
  • Chris The hashtag I started this morning (#atlflood) is now #5 in twitter trends. This is my 15 minutes? this? (Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:00:27 -0400)
  • Chris Gwinnett County Public Schools shut down for the day after initially planning a 1 1/2 hour delay. (Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:35:53 -0400)
  • Chris thinks Values Voters must not have any if they want Mike “Raise taxes however you want” Huckabee as their nominee. (Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:28:24 -0400)
  • Chris wonders if its really necessary to get Savannah hotel room rates quoted to me in Somali Shillings. (Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:36:47 -0400)
  • Chris It takes me too long to read facebook in the morning. Some of you need to post less. ktnxbye. (Fri, 18 Sep 2009 08:29:20 -0400)
  • Chris has decided he will remain at LodgeNet. I will be moving over to the IT department in October to continue my work with the infrastructure I designed and built over the past few years. I’ll still have a chance to work with the excellent team in Sustaining Engineering, and look forward to playing with all the fun toys IT has (VMware, EMC, NetApp, Oracle). (Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:07:27 -0400)
  • Chris 285 is teh suck! (Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:44:35 -0400)
  • Chris wonders if his niece has a name yet. (Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:34:35 -0400)
  • Chris is looking for a Unix geek/ninja in need of a job. Good money, exciting work. Email me. (Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:23:05 -0400)
  • Chris I hope the karma gods will forgive me for this. (Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:58:42 -0400)
  • Chris No one should be forced to pay for someone else’s health care, and everyone should have a right to choose their own treatments and doctors. If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day. (Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:43:35 -0400)
  • Chris has gone and done it now. My team-mates will be wondering when my 30 pieces of silver will arrive. (Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:59:35 -0400)
  • Chris goes to bed. (Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:06:25 -0400)
  • Chris hates password change weekend. (Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:21:15 -0400)
  • Chris posted his first thing on Red State yesterday morning. http://www.redstate.com/chris_farris/2009/08/29/what-the-new-federal-cyber-security-bill-means/. (Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:46:15 -0400)
  • Chris Has anyone installed a version of OSX (Leopard or Snow Leopard) in a VM not using VMWare Fusion (preferable ESXi)? #vmware. (Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:11:41 -0400)
  • Chris needs to borrow an air compressor, hose and a finish nailer. (Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:18:48 -0400)
  • Chris is an organic device that makes computers work. (Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:57:25 -0400)
  • Chris ObamaCare has become KennedyCare because the latter no longer has to worry about his re-election. (Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:38:59 -0400)
  • Chris says evil triumphs while good men (and women) facebook. (Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:08:35 -0400)
  • Chris has seen Children of Earth and doesn’t believe this bollocks about Swine Flu vaccines. (Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:05:49 -0400)
  • Chris wonders if the grass is greener over there because its better or there is just that much more manure to fertilize it. (Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:48:03 -0400)
  • Chris I’m not going to Sonny Perdue (D-somewhere south of here)’s fish fry. Please stop inviting me. (Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:28:46 -0400)
  • Chris sees Whole Foods in his future. (Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:29:31 -0400)
  • Chris needs to find something new and yummy for dinner. (Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:10:14 -0400)
  • Chris trumps Doug and Icky and rounds up to his birthday, or maybe Christmas. (Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:11:58 -0400)
  • Chris spent way too much on house repairs today. (Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:25:54 -0400)
  • Chris shouldn’t attempt to do plumbing. (Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:21:24 -0400)
  • Chris can’t get at the bolts with a hacksaw. Today is a good day to buy an angle grinder. (Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:03:07 -0400)
  • Chris needs a good quality V for Vendetta costume (or just mask). Don’t worry Home Office, not planning any trips to Westminster this November. (Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:04:54 -0400)
  • Chris Torchwood. (Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:27:14 -0400)
  • Chris has determined that all restaurant websites suck. Including the AJC’s! (Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:48:10 -0400)
  • Chris Proof God favors the Christian: Bacon. (Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:22:03 -0400)
  • Chris wonders WTF does “There is something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee weed up!” mean? (Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:49:03 -0400)
  • Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris posted his first thing on Red State yesterday morning. http://bit.ly/55vJQ http://bit.ly.. http://bit.ly/xXcet. (Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:44:59 -0400)
  • Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Test Facebook Status.: Test Facebook Status. http://bit.ly/4pJ6H0.: Chris Test Fac.. http://bit.ly/B7wyM. (Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:44:55 -0400)
  • Chris Chris Chris Chris posted his first thing on Red State yesterday morning. http://bit.ly/55vJQ http://bit.ly/ZCOry.. http://bit.ly/C6vEg. (Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:43:25 -0400)
  • Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Test Facebook Status.: Test Facebook Status. http://bit.ly/4pJ6H0.: Chris Test Facebook .. http://bit.ly/9Zxam. (Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:43:22 -0400)
  • Chris Chris Chris posted his first thing on Red State yesterday morning. http://bit.ly/55vJQ http://bit.ly/ZCOry.: Chr.. http://bit.ly/jLne. (Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:44:27 -0400)
  • Chris Chris Chris Chris Test Facebook Status.: Test Facebook Status. http://bit.ly/4pJ6H0.: Chris Test Facebook Status.. http://bit.ly/2e4U5F. (Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:44:23 -0400)
  • Chris Chris posted his first thing on Red State yesterday morning. http://bit.ly/55vJQ http://bit.ly/ZCOry. (Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:44:58 -0400)
  • Chris Chris Chris Test Facebook Status.: Test Facebook Status. http://bit.ly/4pJ6H0.: Chris Test Facebook Status.: Tes.. http://bit.ly/qMs3P. (Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:44:54 -0400)
  • Chris posted his first thing on Red State yesterday morning. http://www.redstate.com/chris_farris/2009/08/29/what-the-new-federal-cyber-security-bill-means/. (Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:46:15 -0400)
  • Chris Chris Test Facebook Status.: Test Facebook Status. http://bit.ly/4pJ6H0. (Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:43:56 -0400)
  • Chris Test Facebook Status. (Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:07:19 -0400)
  • Chris Has anyone installed a version of OSX (Leopard or Snow Leopard) in a VM not using VMWare Fusion (preferable ESXi)? #vmware. (Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:11:41 -0400)
  • Chris needs to borrow an air compressor, hose and a finish nailer. (Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:18:48 -0400)
  • Chris is an organic device that makes computers work. (Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:57:25 -0400)
  • Chris ObamaCare has become KennedyCare because the latter no longer has to worry about his re-election. (Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:38:59 -0400)
  • Chris says evil triumphs while good men (and women) facebook. (Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:08:35 -0400)
  • Chris has seen Children of Earth and doesn’t believe this bollocks about Swine Flu vaccines. (Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:05:49 -0400)
  • Chris wonders if the grass is greener over there because its better or there is just that much more manure to fertilize it. (Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:48:03 -0400)
  • Chris I’m not going to Sonny Perdue (D-somewhere south of here)’s fish fry. Please stop inviting me. (Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:28:46 -0400)
  • Chris sees Whole Foods in his future. (Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:29:31 -0400)
  • Chris needs to find something new and yummy for dinner. (Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:10:14 -0400)
  • Chris trumps Doug and Icky and rounds up to his birthday, or maybe Christmas. (Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:11:58 -0400)
  • Chris spent way too much on house repairs today. (Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:25:54 -0400)
  • Chris shouldn’t attempt to do plumbing. (Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:21:24 -0400)
  • Chris can’t get at the bolts with a hacksaw. Today is a good day to buy an angle grinder. (Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:03:07 -0400)
  • Chris needs a good quality V for Vendetta costume (or just mask). Don’t worry Home Office, not planning any trips to Westminster this November. (Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:04:54 -0400)
  • Chris Torchwood. (Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:27:14 -0400)
  • Chris has determined that all restaurant websites suck. Including the AJC’s! (Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:48:10 -0400)
  • Chris Proof God favors the Christian: Bacon. (Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:22:03 -0400)
  • Chris wonders WTF does “There is something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee weed up!” mean? (Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:49:03 -0400)
  • Chris is Ha! Japanese: 2 – Sea Shepards: 0. (Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:09:40 -0400)
  • Chris OMG they killed Ianto, you 456 bastards! (Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:58:47 -0400)
  • Chris “Imagine a virus. The most terrifying virus you can and imagine that you and you alone have the cure. If your ultimate goal is power, how best to use such a weapon…. The target should not be an enemy of the country, but the country itself. Three targets are chosen to maximize the effects of the attack: a school, a Tube station and a water treatment plant…. ” (Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:00:45 -0400)
  • Chris must have the British dictionary installed in wordpress/ubuntu/firefox, because subsidize is correct and subsidise is incorrect in this county. Gawd, why can’t the English learn to spell? (Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:13:11 -0400)
  • Chris Hates the closet organizer ads where the closet pictured is larger than the bedrooms in his house. (Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:42:03 -0400)
  • Chris Attention Virus writers! I have a request: Create a Vista virus that taps the PC’s microphone. When it hears talking it adjusts the system volume to max and plays a goat bleating. Bonus points if you can program it to only bleat when the person is talking to someone on the phone, and not to someone in the room. ktnxbye. (Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:57:31 -0400)
  • Chris Quote of the day: “The greatest trick the Republicans ever played on the people was to convince them that they’re fiscal conservatives.” (Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:31:14 -0400)
  • Chris Believes only God can create commandments and that there are only 10. Those who seek to create more do so for the purposes of their own political agenda, and should be distrusted. (Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:30:11 -0400)
  • Chris even when working from home, I can’t get anything done when the office network is down. *sigh*. (Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:18:18 -0400)
  • Chris can’t believe the final scene in Real Genius was debunked by the MythBusters. This is almost as crushing as finding out ‘ls’ lies. (Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:07:43 -0400)
  • Chris stole Icarus’s niece’s imaginary dog from him and gave it to his daughter. (Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:09:29 -0400)
  • Chris is awake and doing database maintenance. Technically it is a new day. Lets see what I can screw up today. (Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:37:17 -0400)
  • Chris goddamn dog chewed thru the vacum cord while I was watching tv. (Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:16:28 -0400)
  • Chris keeps hearing about district 9 and wonders what Doug Grammar is up to…. (Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:03:44 -0400)
  • Chris is enjoying an exciting Sunday of BSG, painting and setting up iSCSI targets & initiators. (Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:12:09 -0400)
  • Chris This last season of BSG has taken a really dark turn, and I’ve only seen the first episode. (Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:36:12 -0400)
  • Chris woke up feeling dizzy, wtf? (Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:16:58 -0400)
  • Chris is too young to feel this damn old, and too old to be this damn angry. Perhaps its time to change some things. (Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:20:14 -0400)
  • Chris has a splitting headache, queezy stomach, and got nothing done today. (Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:09:21 -0400)
  • Chris is pretty sure Shep isn’t reading facebook today. (Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:41:28 -0400)
  • Chris is adding a codicil to his will that his funeral procession must take place during rush hour across the top end of 285. Buwhahahaha. (Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:26:56 -0400)
  • Chris flings clarify dung at his coworkers. ook. (Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:56:24 -0400)
  • Chris ook ook ook. (Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:34:02 -0400)
  • Chris is at a VRWC meeting. (Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:34:59 -0400)
  • Chris is finally done with commuting to the office daily. I either need to find a new job or a new home. Cobb County could use another front page poster, no? (Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:45:39 -0400)
  • Chris wonders if I can’t trust ‘ls’ what can I trust? http://communities.vmware.com/blogs/vmroyale/2009/05/14/thin-provisioning-realities-and-math #vmware (Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:42:47 -0400)
  • Chris hour and a half to get to work today. Can’t wait till I’m finished with this crap in the lab. (Wed, 12 Aug 2009 10:01:39 -0400)
  • Chris has been virtualizing all day and is too tired to blog. (Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:03:12 -0400)
  • Chris fascinating. My XP clone will boot under VMware Server 1.0 but not under ESXi 4.0. #vmware (Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:52:36 -0400)
  • Chris The wordpress development community failed me. Now I’ll have to make use of that whole Open Source nonsense I’ve been promoting for 15 years. (Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:19:18 -0400)
  • Chris grr. 1.5 minutes to copy a 1 gig file via NFS from my NAS to Linux box. 29min to copy same file to ESXi server. #vmware (Sun, 09 Aug 2009 10:58:47 -0400)
  • Chris apparently ESXi uses carrier pigeons within its virtual switch based on the NFS performance I’m getting vs to my Linux Box. #vmware (Sun, 09 Aug 2009 10:39:57 -0400)
  • Chris knows that you can never eliminate evil from the world, and the argument “lesser of two evils is still evil” is an absolutely dumb reason to vote against your interests on a wild goose chase. (Sat, 08 Aug 2009 10:07:47 -0400)
  • Chris thinks he probably needs to think about whats for dinner. (Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:47:01 -0400)
  • Chris “John Oxendine kicks puppies. Film at 11″. (Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:25:02 -0400)
  • Chris asks Why VMware Converter, do you take 3 hours to convert a lowly XP laptop with 74G of disk. Grrr. #vmware (Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:23:06 -0400)
  • Chris has an Important Tip: if you will be virtualizing all your DNS servers, make sure to hard code IPs into your ESX and vCenter configurations. Also vCenter gets pissy when if can’t find a domain controller. #vmware. (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:35:56 -0400)
  • Chris is awake and fixing his screw-ups from this morning. Boo. (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:13:00 -0400)
  • Chris is finally done with this damn outage! Never again! (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:08:42 -0400)
  • Chris is about to go to bed to be well rested for the Great Colo (Planned) Outage of 2009. Yay Virtualization! (Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:39:00 -0400)
  • Chris is reminded of the adage that evil triumphs while good men replace light switches. (Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:37:34 -0400)
  • Chris wonders… If the Feds make you destroy you old car to get the money for a new one, what will they do with your parents when you’re under their health plan and want to have a baby (Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:54:48 -0400)
  • Chris has a business idea. Wonders if its cheaper to find/write the software or hire some Indian or Nigerian to do the work….. (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:05:07 -0400)
  • Chris wonders if memes were fatal could facebook cause a pandemic? (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:48:26 -0400)
  • Chris is finally done with commuting to the office daily. I either need to find a new job or a new home. Cobb County could use another front page poster, no? (Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:45:39 -0400)
  • Chris wonders if I can’t trust ‘ls’ what can I trust? http://communities.vmware.com/blogs/vmroyale/2009/05/14/thin-provisioning-realities-and-math #vmware (Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:42:47 -0400)
  • Chris hour and a half to get to work today. Can’t wait till I’m finished with this crap in the lab. (Wed, 12 Aug 2009 10:01:39 -0400)
  • Chris has been virtualizing all day and is too tired to blog. (Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:03:12 -0400)
  • Chris fascinating. My XP clone will boot under VMware Server 1.0 but not under ESXi 4.0. #vmware (Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:52:36 -0400)
  • Chris The wordpress development community failed me. Now I’ll have to make use of that whole Open Source nonsense I’ve been promoting for 15 years. (Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:19:18 -0400)
  • Chris grr. 1.5 minutes to copy a 1 gig file via NFS from my NAS to Linux box. 29min to copy same file to ESXi server. #vmware (Sun, 09 Aug 2009 10:58:47 -0400)
  • Chris apparently ESXi uses carrier pigeons within its virtual switch based on the NFS performance I’m getting vs to my Linux Box. #vmware (Sun, 09 Aug 2009 10:39:57 -0400)
  • Chris knows that you can never eliminate evil from the world, and the argument “lesser of two evils is still evil” is an absolutely dumb reason to vote against your interests on a wild goose chase. (Sat, 08 Aug 2009 10:07:47 -0400)
  • Chris thinks he probably needs to think about whats for dinner. (Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:47:01 -0400)
  • Chris “John Oxendine kicks puppies. Film at 11″. (Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:25:02 -0400)
  • Chris asks Why VMware Converter, do you take 3 hours to convert a lowly XP laptop with 74G of disk. Grrr. #vmware (Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:23:06 -0400)
  • Chris has an Important Tip: if you will be virtualizing all your DNS servers, make sure to hard code IPs into your ESX and vCenter configurations. Also vCenter gets pissy when if can’t find a domain controller. #vmware. (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:35:56 -0400)
  • Chris is awake and fixing his screw-ups from this morning. Boo. (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:13:00 -0400)
  • Chris is finally done with this damn outage! Never again! (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:08:42 -0400)
  • Chris is about to go to bed to be well rested for the Great Colo (Planned) Outage of 2009. Yay Virtualization! (Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:39:00 -0400)
  • Chris is reminded of the adage that evil triumphs while good men replace light switches. (Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:37:34 -0400)
  • Chris wonders… If the Feds make you destroy you old car to get the money for a new one, what will they do with your parents when you’re under their health plan and want to have a baby (Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:54:48 -0400)
  • Chris has a business idea. Wonders if its cheaper to find/write the software or hire some Indian or Nigerian to do the work….. (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:05:07 -0400)
  • Chris wonders if memes were fatal could facebook cause a pandemic? (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:48:26 -0400)
  • Chris just got this as a subject in email: “How to Get Oxendine Policy Statements on Twitter and Facebook”. Because John Oxendine’s policy positions can be summed up in 140 characters or less. (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:43:57 -0400)
  • Chris …. Frys has failed me. (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:28:39 -0400)
  • Chris cannot count and has run out of switch ports in his network redesign. It’s gonna be a looong weekend. (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:16:59 -0400)
  • Chris has been virtualizing all day and is too tired to blog. (Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:03:12 +0400)
  • Chris fascinating. My XP clone will boot under VMware Server 1.0 but not under ESXi 4.0. #vmware (Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:52:36 +0400)
  • Chris The wordpress development community failed me. Now I’ll have to make use of that whole Open Source nonsense I’ve been promoting for 15 years. (Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:19:18 +0400)
  • Chris grr. 1.5 minutes to copy a 1 gig file via NFS from my NAS to Linux box. 29min to copy same file to ESXi server. #vmware (Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:58:47 +0400)
  • Chris apparently ESXi uses carrier pigeons within its virtual switch based on the NFS performance I’m getting vs to my Linux Box. #vmware (Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:39:57 +0400)
  • Chris knows that you can never eliminate evil from the world, and the argument “lesser of two evils is still evil” is an absolutely dumb reason to vote against your interests on a wild goose chase. (Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:07:47 +0400)
  • Chris thinks he probably needs to think about whats for dinner. (Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:47:01 +0400)
  • Chris “John Oxendine kicks puppies. Film at 11″. (Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:25:02 +0400)
  • Chris asks Why VMware Converter, do you take 3 hours to convert a lowly XP laptop with 74G of disk. Grrr. #vmware (Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:23:06 +0400)
  • Chris has an Important Tip: if you will be virtualizing all your DNS servers, make sure to hard code IPs into your ESX and vCenter configurations. Also vCenter gets pissy when if can’t find a domain controller. #vmware. (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:35:56 +0400)
  • Chris is awake and fixing his screw-ups from this morning. Boo. (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:13:00 +0400)
  • Chris is finally done with this damn outage! Never again! (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:08:42 +0400)
  • Chris is about to go to bed to be well rested for the Great Colo (Planned) Outage of 2009. Yay Virtualization! (Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:39:00 +0400)
  • Chris is reminded of the adage that evil triumphs while good men replace light switches. (Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:37:34 +0400)
  • Chris wonders… If the Feds make you destroy you old car to get the money for a new one, what will they do with your parents when you’re under their health plan and want to have a baby (Sat, 01 Aug 2009 18:54:48 +0400)
  • Chris has a business idea. Wonders if its cheaper to find/write the software or hire some Indian or Nigerian to do the work….. (Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:05:07 +0400)
  • Chris wonders if memes were fatal could facebook cause a pandemic? (Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:48:26 +0400)
  • Chris just got this as a subject in email: “How to Get Oxendine Policy Statements on Twitter and Facebook”. Because John Oxendine’s policy positions can be summed up in 140 characters or less. (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:43:57 +0400)
  • Chris …. Frys has failed me. (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:28:39 +0400)
  • Chris cannot count and has run out of switch ports in his network redesign. It’s gonna be a looong weekend. (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:16:59 +0400)
  • Chris needs to write a post where he can use the phrase “the Red-White-and-Blue mutual masturbatory session that is the Sean “You’re a great American” Hannity Show.” (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:26:33 +0400)
  • Chris is following the Boy Scout motto and heading to the colo to trace cables before his big outage next week. (Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:49:17 +0400)
  • Chris grrr. Nagios is not liking being virtualized. Now I’ve got to spend the day debugging perf issues and not getting ready for the Great Colo Outage of 2009. (Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:43:54 +0400)
  • Chris says 12 hrs sleep is one cure from utter exhaustion and a splitting headache. (Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:42:16 +0400)
  • Chris maintenance done. Off to bed. (Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:36:40 +0400)
  • Chris is a virtualizing fool tonight. (Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:10:38 +0400)
  • Chris is beginning to wonder if the number of screens on his desk are causing sensory overload….. (Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:42:45 +0400)
  • Chris Don’t believe the naysayers! Obama’s momma wasn’t a US citizen either. He was adopted. His real mother was a KGB Agent named Irina Derevko! Spread the Word. (Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:55:15 +0400)
  • Chris Why do you hate me VMWare Converter? (Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:14:32 +0400)
  • Chris wishes Sarah Palin a long and enjoyable retirement. Thanks to former Bush staffers who turned you into the next incarnation of their former boss, you are damaged goods and should stay out of serious politics. Maybe the LP or Constitution Party has a place for you. (Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:34:19 +0400)
  • Chris finds it odd that the virtualizations he is having the most problem with are the existing VMware server 1.0 instances. They just don’t want to move to vcenter. :( . (Sun, 26 Jul 2009 18:53:21 +0400)
  • Chris mumbles “I know there is a bucket of margaritas in this freezer somewhere.” (Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:32:25 +0400)
  • Chris : “We’ve got 30 servers to virtualize, one week to do it, a vmware cluster, it’s dark and we’re is wearing sunglasses. Hit it.” (Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:28:42 +0400)
  • Chris thinks SkyNet is getting uppity today. Bad Computers! Bad! (Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:40:29 +0400)
  • Chris sings “I’ve been working on the failroad……” (Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:28:52 +0400)
  • Chris https://store.theonion.com/holy-shit-man-walks-on-fucking-moon-1969-p-332.html. (Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:59:24 +0400)
  • Chris Cronkite died? Why am I not informed about these things! (Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:16:54 +0400)
  • Chris found zillow for iPhone. Woot! (Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:56:46 +0400)
  • Chris ponders the devil he knows and the devil he doesn’t. (Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:13:38 +0400)
  • Chris ’s quote of the day is “we’re just putting out shovelware.” (Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:44:23 +0400)
  • Chris had a dream last night be dropped his iPhone and broke the screen. (Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:37:22 +0400)
  • Chris finds it odd that of the two babies his friends/family are expecting one is due on his birthday and one is due on this wife’s birthday. (Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:41:36 +0400)
  • Chris just lost 2 hours of his life. One moment it was 10am, next it was noon and I needed to be on a call with Denver. Weird. (Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:48:09 +0400)
  • Chris is getting mildly annoyed with the center right’s obsession with the founding fathers. These guys were drug using slave owners. (Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:31:57 +0400)
  • Chris needs someone to do some concrete work in gwinnett. (Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:24:30 +0400)
  • Chris didn’t realize how far above water he was till now. (Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:25:02 +0400)
  • Chris is at the vet, getting Tess professionally tourtured. (Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:07:46 +0400)
  • Chris You know why its Friday? My brain is fried. (Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:08:53 +0400)
  • Chris is trying to do web development on his iPhone. (Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:44:27 +0400)
  • Chris would like to lobby his elected officials to pass a law creating a new V-chip rating for sponge bob, so he can ban it from his house. (Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:32:48 +0400)
  • Chris says regarding SLAs and his job duties: “When you are praying to God for a Miracle, you don’t put a timeline on him answering your prayers.” (Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:17:18 +0400)
  • Chris ponders what mind numbing and futile task he should tackle next at work. (Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:53:26 +0400)
  • Chris says that despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cagecubical. (Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:39:07 +0400)
  • Chris wants to join the defense of the nissian maru against the Steve Irwin. Wale Wars rocks! (Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:04:28 +0400)
  • Chris wonders where the heck he left his motivation? Time to clean up the office and find it. (Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:25:54 +0400)
  • Chris finds it hard to believe no one makes or sells adapters to convert VESA mount points to Dell Monitor’s quick release mechanism. Anyone got a metal working shop that can bend & cut 1/8″ steel? (Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:51:09 +0400)
  • Chris new car, new tv, new hard drive, used flat panel monitor. What recession? (Sun, 05 Jul 2009 03:52:05 +0400)
  • Chris ’s wife gots a new car. Thanks uncle Obama! (Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:06:16 +0400)
  • Chris sitting at a Honda dealership, trying to squeeze blood from a stone. (Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:04:38 +0400)
  • Chris wonders WTH he has to reboot to upgrade safari. (Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:19:21 +0400)
  • Chris is wondering if he shouldn’t have drank the water at the mexican resturant last night. (Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:36:25 +0400)
  • Chris is goofing off on facebook with Outlook & thunderbird process the 16,000 messages of total crap he as at work. (Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:29:47 +0400)
  • Chris doesn’t like it when he borks up a systems authentication so bad he can’t get in as root from the console. (Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:46:18 +0400)
  • Chris wants to slit his wrists every time he goes to a team meeting. (Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:40:31 +0400)
  • Chris is watching reality tv mashups. (Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:52:14 +0400)
  • Chris is suffering from outlook induced insanity. Appointments appear and disappear like ghosts in the fog. Chris rocks in the corner gibbering. (Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:52:50 +0400)
  • Chris realized it all makes sense now. Farrah, Jackson and Mays were all killed by the Guardian Council to take the world’s focus off the Iranian elections. (Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:40:58 +0400)
  • Chris is not glad to hear the Oxendine now has the Children of the Corn working for him (Echols & TeenPact). (Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:13:29 +0400)
  • Chris ’s family has left town. Back to work tomorrow. :( . (Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:07:16 +0400)
  • Chris wonders what it is about elected officials and cheating on their spouses. Is it like the sudden increase in child molesters (no increase, just more media reporting) or is the ratio of unfaithful politicos the same as in the general population. Does the propensity to cheat go up as they move up the political ladder? (Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:01:19 +0400)
  • Chris is missing status updates from his wife and close friends. Some of you need to go. Sorry. (Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:10:09 +0400)
  • Chris ’s employer is still looking for a Clarify expert who can log into a unix box for a System Engineering role. (Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:43:23 +0400)
  • Chris is getting some free VMware training today. (Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:07:50 +0400)
  • Chris is now facebook.com/jcfarris. (Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:41:30 +0400)
  • Chris forgot how annoying midtown can be. (Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:07:19 +0400)
  • Chris is apparently on the editorial board of the AJC. http://www.peachpundit.com/2009/06/09/rumors-from-the-left/#comment-174326. (Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:51:50 +0400)
  • Chris needs to spend money to do what he wants to do. Doesn’t want to spend money. Bah. (Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:59:27 +0400)
  • Chris managed to toast one of his computers, so VSphere 4 on a 64Bit CPU won’t be happening today. Grrrrrr. (Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:57:04 +0400)
  • Chris is finally getting around to doing something productive this weekend. It may be a long night. Luckily I slept 15 hrs today. (Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:06:22 +0400)
  • Chris is heading out to climb stone mountian. (Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:53:58 +0400)
  • Chris is still locked out of Peach Pundit. :( . (Sun, 07 Jun 2009 05:41:42 +0400)
  • Chris home! (Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:56:57 +0400)
  • Chris chillin in MSP. (Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:07:44 +0400)
  • Chris is looking forward to home. (Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:45:01 +0400)
  • Chris is watching Watchmen. (Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:42:29 +0400)
  • Chris discovered it’s not the Internet, he is just slow. (Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:18:36 +0400)
  • Chris discovered it’s not yw Internet, he. (Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:18:03 +0400)
  • Chris says if you want sympathy you’ll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. (Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:23:06 +0400)
  • Chris is awake. (Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:06:17 +0400)
  • Chris is keeping his stance narrow during his layover in MSP. (Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:04:57 +0400)
  • Chris is stuck in MSP. Delta/NWA couldn’t get its act together to make a plane take off on time. (Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:25:27 +0400)
  • Chris watched about a dozen rifle cases loaded into the hold and the name number of marines board the flight. I’m no longer worried about being dirverted to a third world country. (Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:38:35 +0400)
  • Chris ’s flight tomorrow has gone from “routine” to “adventure” by the cancellation of his original flight and the fact he doesn’t have a seat assignment on the new flight. (Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:47:05 +0400)
  • Chris is feeling a wee bit better and hopes he isn’t bedridden for his kid’s 9th birthday. (Sat, 30 May 2009 05:31:54 +0400)
  • Chris is happy vmware ESXi 4.0 is out. Chris doesn’t install anything ending in “.0″ into production, but 4.0 has many of the features he wanted to find in ESXi3.5. (Fri, 29 May 2009 17:04:38 +0400)
  • Chris thinks he is getting sick. (Fri, 29 May 2009 17:02:47 +0400)
  • Chris has writer’s block. Wants to write about revolutions, vmware, the state of the IT industry. Can’t get started on any of it. And he has a sore throat. (Fri, 29 May 2009 05:15:49 +0400)
  • Chris agrees with Mike. This tax hike beefs to be defeated, not tabled. If tabled they can bring it back with no warning! (Fri, 29 May 2009 02:05:27 +0400)
  • Chris thinks its time for Failblog. A perfect follow up to all the other failures of the work day. (Thu, 28 May 2009 02:57:11 +0400)
  • Chris ’s employer is looking for a Unix System Administrator. (Thu, 28 May 2009 02:54:05 +0400)
  • Chris is not surprised Obama is proposing a sales tax. Had the GOP not spent like drunken sailors and expanded entitlements rather than cut them, we wouldn’t be as screwed. (Wed, 27 May 2009 20:56:29 +0400)
  • Chris wonders how the yelling at the Gwinnett Commission is going. Being as he is one of the people who they don’t want to hear from (wage-slave taxpayer and not a rent-seeking developer) he won’t make the hearings cause he has a damn job. (Wed, 27 May 2009 01:32:42 +0400)
  • Chris just converted a Linux Box running VMWare Server into a VM under ESXi, and is about to see if that causes a singularity that will destroy the planet and near by star clusters. (Sat, 23 May 2009 18:12:44 +0400)
  • Chris launched the new Gwinnett GOP Website last night. (Fri, 22 May 2009 22:59:15 +0400)
  • Chris learned today that keeping your instructions for Installing VMWare on a VM you can’t access till VMWare is working again isn’t the most efficient way to do things. (Fri, 22 May 2009 22:56:37 +0400)
  • Chris wonders when he stopped being an IT professional and became a paper pusher. If I wanted to impede progress I could go work in government. (Fri, 22 May 2009 22:03:14 +0400)
  • Chris likes this new “What kind of Republican are you?” quiz. Now he can cull out all the statists and neo-cons from his friends list. :) . (Fri, 22 May 2009 16:15:29 +0400)
  • Chris discovered the GOP also opposes Thursday night sales! (Fri, 22 May 2009 03:00:00 +0400)
  • Chris is yay, Graves is in. And I made a new friend on Peach Pundit: http://www.peachpundit.com/2009/05/21/mike-evans-gets-in-on-the-fun/#comment-172194. (Thu, 21 May 2009 22:02:12 +0400)
  • Chris is pondering what to do for lunch. (Thu, 21 May 2009 19:05:07 +0400)
  • Chris is cranky. The rita didn’t help. (Thu, 21 May 2009 03:06:39 +0400)
  • Chris is quite displeased at the Braves for making me pay $560 to get 5 nosebleed seats for a Yankees v Braves game. (Tue, 19 May 2009 01:37:08 +0400)
  • Chris thinks its time for a career change. (Mon, 18 May 2009 16:28:04 +0400)
  • Chris is training abby to be a pressure washing expert. (Sun, 17 May 2009 19:20:20 +0400)
  • Chris had fun but is looking forward to being home with the family. (Sat, 16 May 2009 19:30:23 +0400)
  • Chris off to savannah to participate in a VRWC. (Fri, 15 May 2009 04:26:11 +0400)
  • Chris is glad upgrade donkey week is over. In the immortal words of Sgt Murtaugh – “I’m too old for this shit.” (Thu, 14 May 2009 10:06:56 +0400)
  • Chris hateses the Ox he doeses. (Wed, 13 May 2009 18:09:30 +0400)
  • Chris has ride, needs roommate. (Wed, 13 May 2009 02:30:01 +0400)
  • Chris needs to find some to carpool and split a room with in Savannah. (Tue, 12 May 2009 00:08:56 +0400)
  • Chris ponders how screwed up Starfleet Command must be to have zero experienced officers on a starship such that the kid who gaduated 15 min ago can become captain. (Sun, 10 May 2009 04:47:24 +0400)
  • Chris is starting to feel ill. (Thu, 07 May 2009 03:04:10 +0400)
  • Chris coughs on all of you. Enjoy the swine flu suckers! (Wed, 06 May 2009 18:05:48 +0400)
  • Chris wishes everyone a happy Seis de Mayo. (Wed, 06 May 2009 15:34:58 +0400)
  • Chris ’s right arm is killing him. learning to mouse with his left. (Tue, 05 May 2009 22:21:23 +0400)
  • Chris wonders if we shouldn’t be setting the bar for governor higher than being able to tie one’s own shoes. (Fri, 01 May 2009 20:03:48 +0400)
  • Chris no longer finds it odd the POTUS is announcing corporate bankruptcies. I think its time to seriously look at what it would take to repudiate our national debt. (Fri, 01 May 2009 05:26:07 +0400)
  • Chris was disappointed the headline on Fox: “GOP to Launch Initiative to Revive Party Image” didn’t involve a story where the congressional leadership would jump into the Potomac and drown. (Fri, 01 May 2009 00:20:27 +0400)
  • Chris would like to succeed for once. Or at least not fail. (Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:57:27 +0400)
  • Chris has it on good authority that none of you are real. (Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:10:08 +0400)
  • Chris wonders what the carbon footprint of the Airforce One stunt was, and if the Obama campaign has to pay the carbon credits for it. (Wed, 29 Apr 2009 05:10:13 +0400)
  • Chris feels on the verge of a meltdown. (Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:53:04 +0400)
  • Chris says when everything is a crisis nothing is a crisis. (Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:58:38 +0400)
  • Chris is having pork for dinner during a swine flu outbreak. (Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:49:22 +0400)
  • Chris is building a new webserver under VMware ESXi. (Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:20:29 +0400)
  • Chris is managing domains and enabling Whois Privacy to get rid of his spam. (Sun, 26 Apr 2009 18:28:53 +0400)
  • Chris is heading to Inman Park festival. (Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:40:47 +0400)
  • Chris needs to do more blogging on his adventures with VMware. (Sat, 25 Apr 2009 01:51:07 +0400)
  • Chris is at “old south barbecue.” (Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:01:50 +0400)
  • Chris can’t for the life of him figure out why he moved to Duluth when all the tech jobs are at perimeter and south east Cobb. (Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:48:24 +0400)
  • Chris is slumming in the office today, but he brought donuts to compensate his co-workers for having to put up with him. (Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:44:12 +0400)
  • Chris will probably have a job for the next 6-9 months based on last night’s earnings call, however he is sure PrezBO will do his best to tank the economy and screw it all up. (Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:13:08 +0400)
  • Chris does not like mornings. (Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:52:09 +0400)
  • Chris is working on the website for the Gwinnett GOP. (Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:13:49 +0400)
  • Chris is gonna cut on his new website, then back to virginizing servers. (Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:06:43 +0400)
  • Chris has accomplished another little project this evening. Time for bed. (Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:29:59 +0400)
  • Chris is doing lunch at Kurts tomorrow at 11:30 with Mark Rountree. Others welcome to join. (Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:00:51 +0400)
  • Chris is pondering lunch tomorrow, who wants some? (Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:12:13 +0400)
  • Chris is finding he is not the average user AT&T’s U-Verse was designed for, and will be re-wiring the house this afternoon. (Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:36:49 +0400)
  • Chris wonders, there was a storm last night? (Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:32:59 +0400)
  • Chris just read the weirdest thing: “A community-based effort is underway to port VirtualBox to OS/2 hosts.” (Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:03:59 +0400)
  • Chris is messing around with VMware Server 2.1. (Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:30:46 +0400)
  • Chris is happy 99X is back on the air, even if they don’t have enough power to reach my command-center bunker. (Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:21:27 +0400)
  • Chris is now a member-at-large on the 7th District Executive Committe of the GA Republican Party. (Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:06:36 +0400)
  • Chris is participating in the VRWC this fine Saturday. (Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:25:07 +0400)
  • Chris is now on U-Verse. The question now is, Given ATT’s complicitywith the NSA and Bush Admin, should I trust their firewall or install my own. (Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:07:37 +0400)
  • Chris Messing around with Tweetdeck. (Thu, 16 Apr2009 16:48:26 +0400)
  • Chris is hanging out with 10k of his pissed off friends at the Atlanta tea party. (Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:18:43 +0400)
  • Chris is taking a shower, brewing some tea, running some cables, andlooking for his MARTA Card. (Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:32:46 +0400)
  • Chris does not support ending the Fed. A bunch of yahoos in backrooms monkeying with the economy is much preferable to the US Congress doing it. (Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:49:45 +0400)
  • Chris wonders how he screwed up in life to be writing check to the US Treasury instead of getting checks from them. (Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:43:16 +0400)
  • Chris has no internet at home and is pissed off even more than usual. (Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:15:20 +0400)
  • Chris wonders when armmageddon blew through? Was I asleep or in the bunker I call my office. (Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:18:36 +0400)
  • Chris is officially a twit. @jcfarris is me. (Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:56:01 +0400)
  • Chris is wondering who is available for lunch tomorrow? (Mon, 13 Apr 2009 03:14:41 +0400)
  • Chris is working on his next web project. (Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:46:24 +0400)
Facebook Subscribe to RSS feed

One Response to “Facebook Status Archive”

  1. Will says:
    December 14, 2009 at 11:44 am

    Chris,

    I’ve been looking for a way to pull my status messages from Facebook (to let me archive them).

    I see you basically did this.

    How did you go about it?

    Hit me up if you get a chance, I’d definitely appreciate it.

    Will

Leave a Reply