From IowaHawk
The US State Department agent asked to see my passport, and the concierge explained that I was a Somali refugee. So she looks at her computer screen and says, “um, I’m afraid there’s a problem, this passenger’s name is on a watch list.” Oh, great. Looks like my dad is playing Mr. Buzzkill again, just because I took that semester off from Oxford to go backpacking in Yemen. So I showed her my official State Department visa.
So I’m like, “honey, do I look like I’m a US military veteran?”
“No.”
“Do I look like I’m some sort of right wing anti-tax teabagger?”
“No.”
“Do I look like anybody else on the DHS terrorism danger list?”
“No, but…”
“Then I suggest that unless you want a nasty anti-discrimination lawsuit on your hands, you’d best give me an aisle seat. With extended legroom.”
“When employees are too effective at hiding the consequences of bad management decisions, they act as enablers and do nobody any favors.” -Craig
“We have to go to war with Iran. The American People need something to watch on TV and this writer’s strike has gone on too long.”
xkcd is my favorite geek strip these days.
This brings up all sorts of interesting jokes about Ron Paul supporters and the whole Trekkie/Pedophile Link
Campaign short on zombie policies | Blunt Instrument | Brisbane Times Blogs
Nearly one whole week has passed and I have yet to hear a single candidate from any party say word one about the pressing, clawing, biting issue of the Undead.