“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.
“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.
At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”
The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!” (Clowns KKKick KKK ass! – Asheville Indymedia)
George Clooney is an agent of a foreign power which hates America:
Check out these cool Lego replicas of Escher paintings:Relativity
Ascending and Descending, Waterfall, and Belvedere.
HT to rjhatl’s friends list.
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Redstate
Why didn’t I think of this?
April 16, 2007 issue – Cassandra Devine knows how to solve the coming “entitlements” crisis, preordained when the 77 million baby boomers begin hitting 65 in 2011: pay retirees to commit suicide, a program she calls “transitioning.” Volunteers could receive a lavish vacation beforehand (“a farewell honeymoon”), courtesy of the government, and their heirs would be spared the estate tax. If only 20 percent of boomers select suicide before the age of 70, she says, “Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid will be solvent. End of crisis.” (Samuelson: ‘Boomsday’ Is Approaching – Newsweek Robert Samuelson – MSNBC.com)
Of course, Soylent Green to feed Africa is also doable.
A voice from the past “It appears we have appointed our worst generals to command forces, and our most gifted and brilliant to edit newspapers! In fact, I discovered by reading newspapers that these editor/geniuses plainly saw all my strategic defects from the start, yet failed to inform me until it was too late.
Accordingly, I’m readily willing to yield my command to these obviously superior intellects, and I’ll, in turn, do my best for the Cause by writing editorials – after the fact.”
Robert E. Lee, 1863
HT: The Braden Files
Lloyd Brown, the last known surviving World War I Navy veteran, died on Thursday in Charlotte Hall. He was 105.
[His death] leave three known survivors who served in the Army, and a fourth who lives in Washington State but served in the Canadian Army. (Lloyd Brown, 105, Navy Veteran and a Last Survivor of World War I, Dies – New York Times)
I’ve got to agree with Save the GOP, the “Sat out the war in a Hilton” was a bit crass.
Fred Thompson’s first campaign ad? – By Andy Bowers – Slate Magazine